Obviously the first order of business is the train the noob. On my way out of the basin I held my noob quiz, e.g. point to the main halyard. I think Phatome overheard and was amused by my tutorial effort. We arrived in the starting area in time for a chute practise. Things went slightly FUBAR as the wind made a dramatic 90 degree shift just as the chute was set; co incident with the arrival of rain. A mad scramble ensued to get the chute down and find foul weather gear. (I have a plastic bag rain coat that I got as swag from a Youngstown regatta. This was given to Jeff.)
When the rain was over the wind settled in to a south east direction. Unfortunately the start line was badly skewed. I distinctly heard several sounds and was under the strong belief that we went into AP. We didn't but the second start did. It was very confusing to me. We were well behind when I eventually figured out we were racing. (Note to self: Assume you are racing even if you are confused.)
We did manage to catch up to one of our division on the last down wind leg. The wind had shifted so we were windward and abeam but on the opposite side to the committee boat. After we arrived back at the dock we were told that the RC wondered where we were. We had been hidden by the bigger boat and the RC didn't record our finish.
It was a good experience. I like introducing people to sailing. It gave Janet an opportunity to teach someone the ropes (lines?). A good experience even though it was a weird race.